Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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