You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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