Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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