Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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