On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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