not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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