I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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