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dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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