if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you had me at cake vodka
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
be right there i have to get my cape
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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