i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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