If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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