I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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