don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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