Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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