Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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