And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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