How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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