awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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