Are we in a gay sports bar?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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