That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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