Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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