Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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