are you still at the devil's house?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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