he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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