I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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