Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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