Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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