So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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