I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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