Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
is it fun? or sober?
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