Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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