u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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