I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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