Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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