fuck your aforementioned shoe
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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