I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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