i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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