Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
it glows. i had to have it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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