i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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