yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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