She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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