But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
