So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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