I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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