YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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