Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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