Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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