I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
