so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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