exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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